So tonight I relived some of my awkward and embarrassing memories from my dating (or lack there of) life. There were like 10 of us hanging out and I only know about 5 of them decently well, and they listened to my stories all because I mentioned that I was "the worst homecoming date ever" once. That got them inquiring about why that was which led on to other stories. It was funny to relive those moments. As I was telling them I was able to realize why I am perpetually single. Then I was told that I should live with girls for a little while so that I can learn how it is I need to live in order to be married. 1. There are no girls crazy enough to allow me to be a roommate. They would kill me after a week, and my disease of "word vomit" (meaning I never think before I speak) would get me in a great deal of trouble. If I get in trouble for facebook statuses that offend ladies when I am not even meaning to offend them in the least bit, I know I could not live with them. and 2. No girls would ever be crazy enough to allow me to live with them! (repeated myself on purpose)
It really was a fun conversation but I am not sure how much of it was people joking or if they were really serious... But its cool. I am used to being the punch line of jokes. Bottom line is, I am who I is be and if that person is a very awkward and goofy dude with very little "game" than that is perfectly cool with me. I will always embrace my inner "Opher"
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